JobBlog: Can I at least finish my breakfast?

9:10am

Thankfully I was a minute late. I will either have to take an earlier bus or start taking the trains again because they're fucking up my extra 30 mins.

I took one bite of my sausage egg mcmuffin when my co-worker (the one getting married) started asking me about what would sound better than the title we have. He wanted to use sales support, to which I wanted to reply "If that's what we are, we would still have jobs". I didn't because honestly I'm tired of hearing/talking/thinking about it especially the fear in his voice. We agreed on Account Sales Support, which is still, in my opinion, inaccurate, but whatever. I'm tired and want to eat my $4.36 meal.

Confession: As my "I'm Out This Bitch" high is coming down, I'm slightly nervous due to the fact I realized that it's going to take longer to get the knowledge down for certification. I mean I could just go and cram, but how is that going to benefit me?

One of these days I'm going to shut my brain down and just go.

And I also solved the luncheon and bowling query; I'm calling out sick. Simple ain't it?

Horray! He just announced that he finished his resume and is sending it off.

Dude, can I finish my breakfast?

My job gives me Richard "Dixpop" Nichols moments

That basically means I go through this almost everyday:


Wooosah

I am so angry at the level of stupidity I have to go through. Let me run some down to you (and if you're offended by what I typed, deal):

-dumb french wench who can't even get a renewal from DECEMBER correct is gonna ask me about an invoice that just came out, if I'm gonna send it out. No wench, I'ma let it sit right there

-got a needy ass broad who gets shook when customers ask her a simple question

-have a regional manager who can't find proper words to properly explain a situation (and he's a english major) so shit becomes bigger than it should be (oh and thanks to him I'm on probation).

-have a manager who asks dumb questions like "Why wasn't the contract attached before you sent it to Invoicing?" Because I was handling other "priorities" so these fuckers could get bonuses. You know the ones we don't get, but we always carry the company. What do we get? Fucking lunch. Lunch...fuck outta here

-his manager wants to be fucking Braveheart with people

-have a brand new system that doesn't fucking work

-assholes that don't/won't understand that this new system is way different than the previous one, which is funny since THE SYSTEM WAS MADE BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO DO ACTUAL WORK

-this prick is gonna send me an email saying "Thanks and we would really appreciate it if this gets invoiced in May (today)" right after I told the prick everyone is trying to have their shit invoiced for May so please be patient.

Wooosah

When the director and my manager's manager left, my division went to shit. We're running around like headless chickens. People are quick to have these long drawn out conversations about why shit didn't get done instead of trying to FIX the problem. And no, *censored*, that doesn't mean even more meaningless meetings, activities, exercises. Then they wonder why people leave (we had ten people leave last year). A former co-worker came to visit and I'll be damned if she didn't look fucking happy. I want to get there, I really do which leads to my own problems. I'm just angry at everything and that's so not me.

Music makes me happy, but that industry is dying quicker than bees in the winter.
Writing, though it's a constant battle, makes me happy, but that shit is just like the music industry. I'm feeling like I'm chasing young folks' dreams and that makes me even more depressed.

I'm too smart for this shit, but yet I can't seem to find a way out (let's face it, (well paying) jobs are getting less and less by the minute). Figured I'll look into Networking, but *sigh*

Wooosah

I'm so confused
I'm so angry
I'm so scared
I'm so...

*sigh*

What's the point?

And I know today's events shouldn't bother me, but we're going to dance this dance again tomorrow. Why? Because the prick's invoice didn't get produced and more than likely they're gonna say it's because I didn't attach the contract. Motherfucker, if it was that important, you should have made sure it was in on Thursday. If yall were smart, yall would have seen that alot of stuff didn't get invoiced. Why? BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE WERE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT INVOICED.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm waiting to get blessed so I can listen to this and get the smile they casually erased...

Dear Elderly People

Move to the side and let me through
Step to the rear like Grand Puba is arriving and let the quicker people get on the bus.

I swear these elderly people do not realize the importance of time and speed. Congestion pricing? Sheeeet we need a fast lane on the sidewalks, my nig. I respect like 75% of my elders, but come on


*also if I'm turning and you're crossing the street, please put a pep in your step. I'm not getting the car fucked up because you want to enjoy the sunshine. STEP IT UP! Your slow ass probably lost me a parking spot. This is for everyone.

**also if you and your friend are sitting together on the bus, right? And your friend gets off before you, DON'T FUCKING SIT ON THE OUTSIDE ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE SITTING UP FRONT. Don't you practice time management at work? You know you can use that skill in real life, right?

I need a drink...

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