Phone Convo #1

M: So when can I see you?
F: (brief pause) You know I can't see you
M: Why not?
F: You know why. Must we go through this everytime you decide to call me?
M: I want to see you. It's been awhile and I know you're stunning. Just want to see if I was right.
F: (laughs) That was smooth.
M: It was, wasn't it?
F: Yeah
M: Straight off the dome, yo
F: You're silly
M: I missed that laugh. Thanks for blessing me.
F: Heh, ok
M: I miss you, slim. You don't miss me? Think about me?
F: Okay. Don't do that.
M: Huh?
F: You know perfectly well what you said and doing. So please stop.
M: But I'm not doing anyth...
F: Ah the innocent act. You haven't changed.
M: Ah but see, that's where you're wrong. I have. That's why I wanted to see you, to see that I've changed.
F: (laughs) Really?
M: For really. I swear on my boxer terrier.
F: You don't have a boxer terrier
M: See? I actually do. His name is Mike.
F: Mike?
M: Yep like Tyson since he's a boxer. See the logic? Brains.
F: Umm...ok...
M: But seriously, when can I see you?
F: Dude, give it up. We can't see each other. I thought I made that clear the last time.
M: You did? Damn that weed, but still why you're ducking me?
F: Because I'm tired of you coming and going whenever you please. You only call me like every three months. It's like I'm your seasonal chick so I guess this is your Fall call.
M: (chuckles)
F: You know that's what you do, right?
M: (chuckles) I mean...that was fucked up, but it's funny. I don't do that, do I?
F: Yes, you do.
M: Oh man, I'm sorry. I'll promise to call more often if you let me see you.
F: No. That's not going to work. Let's drop it because I don't want to go through this again.
M: Baby...
F: ...and don't call me that.
M: Baby?
F: Yes
M: Goddamn, I can't seem to do anything right, huh?
F: It's the same thing. You call. We talk. You see me. We fuck. I don't hear from you for three months and repeat. I'm exhasted, you wore me out mentally. I deserve better.
M: (pauses) Wow.
F: Yep
M: Wow
F: That's it? "Wow"?
M: Yeah...I guess.
F: Listen I think it's best we end now before our fragile little friendship crumbles, okay?
M: Umm...yeah yeah. Let's do that...but I want to say I appreciate your honesty and being...well...a friend. And any pain or whatever I may have caused you, it wasn't intentional. I apologize and I'll honor your wishes. Well aiight then, I guess we'll talk later, right?
F: Yeah. Hey!
M: Yeah?
F: You really have a dog?
M: Yeah. You should see him. I think you'd fall in love with him.
F: Okay. That might be nice. So...3pm at the park? By Jones?
M: Sure. We'll be there...