Monday, June 9, 2008

Rappers Aren't Doing Their Part To Help The US Economy




Cats rhyming about how paid they are, talking about how they make millions and billions whenever the wind blows. But are they helping the economy? Nope.

They can't bail out at least three families from getting their home taken away? I mean you got niggas burning buildings with their baby and baby moms still inside all willy nilly. They can't help Ms. Jinkins or Mr. Washington?

Niggas ain’t hitting Norma Jeans, Strokers, or other fine erotic dancing outlets anymore. Where they're going? Rio. Why? The chicks there aren't dancing to put themselves through college (education = money, my nig).

I'm sure there are diamonds that are American farmed. No need to keep supporting wars in Africa over bling. Gold and Plat as well, stop buying foreign, dummies

Buy a 360, PS3 is Japanese made.

Caddies are out of style? You don’t like Fords? They made a two hour ad with Knight Rider and you can’t cop a Shelby? Dodge might be making a comeback. I hear Saturns are pretty good. Yall used to cop Cherokees with your Audis. Can't buy a Range? *shakes head*

Why go to Amsterdam for weed? Cali ain’t got that good good any more?

Why outsource when you have a bunch of foreigners here? You could pay them dirt cheap. You hear that Sean John, Rocafella, BBC/Ice Creams? No more going to China or India for inexpensive labor. They're *right here*

Nas and Busta hired a Brit to produce a song about ...the ills of fried chicken, one of the last great american export.

Fried chicken
Not pizza or
falafels or
sushi

Niggas done lost they way...
...and yall wonder why our econ is the way it is.

Rappers take our money, they can't help us?
They can't sponsor a Gas Day For The Ghetto? A Here's Your Fill Up You Bastards? Can't they holla at their peoples in Dubai, get them to lower the gas prices so Americans could drive their Hummers again.

STOP BEING SELFISH, MR. RAPPER!

These niggas are buying foreign shit, bragging about hitting Japan and exotic islands. What about America? Huh? What about the land that gave you two turntables and a mic?

NIGGAS WOULD DIE OVER SOME COASTAL SHIT, BUT THEY CAN'T HELP THE YOU ESS of AYE IN THIS TIME OF $4 GAS?!?!

The tickets to their shows should be cheaper as well. Do you know how much it went for a ticket to Prince’s 28th bday show in Detroit? Eighteen bucks. Granted that was 22 years ago, but still…yall got money, yall could take a lesser cut. The hell you need lasers and robots and smoke for? You're a fucking rapper!

Mr. Rapper, you're letting America down
...unless
...you really ain’t rich like that…

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